Rule 1 - Don't laugh in court

Rule 2 - If the Judge tells a joke, abandon Rule 1 and laugh loudly whether said joke was funny or not.

Rule 3 - Do not grin, smirk, or otherwise disrespect any victim or victim's family member making a heartfelt plea to the court.

The people mentioned in the below article should definitely have followed my personal rules. 

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-throws-drunk-drivers-mom-in-jail-for-laughing-at-victims-family-in...